Freelance writer, blogger, and author
A hub for the witty creations of Kyle Burbank, a writer in Glendale, CA. Download sample scripts, read daily musings in blog form, watch videos and more.
Just introduced to lady: She as O- blood, had a miscarriage between her 2nd and 3rd kids and has married 2 "David"s. #thingsIshouldntknow
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 31, 2010
Ironically, I didn't catch her name...
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 31, 2010
Alternate tag for my past tweet: #awkward90seconds
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 31, 2010
Weddings are like adult proms #notafanofeither
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 31, 2010
They're playing Michael Jackson's "Bad" as the wedding party enters the reception hall #oddsongchoices
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 31, 2010
If you're the only white boy in a suit at a Mexican wedding people will think you work for the golf course #lessonlearned
— Kyle Burbank (@KyleBurbank) July 30, 2010